Alex Chiu Alex Chiu has the most amazing ability to believe extremely interesting misinterpretations of science. His patented Immortality Device is guaranteed or your money back. Go ahead, read (or should I say learn) how the device works.

Here are some other most amazing highlights:

• Teleportation (My personal favourite)
• What causes gravity? (I don't want to give away the secret, so go learn now).
• How can you build a UFO? (Start with an incorrect assumption, and you'll be anal probing aliens in no time).

Some other sources of information on Alex:

• Article in the SF Weekly from back in 2001.
• A slashdot interview

The wisdom of Alex Chiu:

• "the small finger or the toes are the transistor of the entire body"
• "the hands are 'distancewise' more conductive than the mouth"
• "A gyroscope defies gravity"
• "You cannot die before the entire world is united and harmonized.  If you die before your mission is accomplished, you are definitely not the messiah."
• Or read some Random Quotes (from the Alex Chiu Tribute Site).

If enough people click the banner, I will get a free pair of immortality rings. And if that happens, I promise to take pictures and wear them for a bit to let you know how it goes. Or maybe I'll make my cat wear them (which will make for better pictures... does it work on animals?).