Title: Evil Rodent Clowns
Date: 10 November 1996

There were these small rodents that looked like clowns. They were very funny. They had big black eyes with no pupils. I had never seen one before, but I was lying in bed and one came running up and jumped in the chest pocket of my pajamas. A few more appeared and they were jumping around & stuff, being very funny. I decided to look them up in a book to see what they were. The book said they were rare and they were extremely evil. There had been a movie about them made in the 1940's. I put the book down to get Susan, and when I brought her back, those pages were missing. One of the little clowns came up to me and in the cutest way asked "How are your lungs?" When I answered "good", he tried to jump in my mouth. We discovered that they multiplied quite quickly, and we didn't know how to get rid of them.