Title: Time Traveling Poodle
Date: 23-Mar-2010

We were at the South Pole as part of the Canadian Armed Forces, but all dressed casually. A small group of us were ordered into a room with metal walls and no windows. A woman brought in dog on a leash - it was a standard poodle wearing a dress. We were told the poodle had been trained to act as a time travel machine, but it had not been tested yet. Then the dog emitted a thick vapour from its fur, filling the room and making it difficult to see, and at the same time sucked the vapour in through its mouth, all in one constant motion. This went on for a long time, to the point where it got a little funny (the dog just kept breathing in the vapour like its lungs would never fill). Even though the vapour seemed to be getting thinner, we still couldn't see well until the very last bit of it was sucked into the dog's mouth. Everything that was engulfed in the vapour was supposed to end up 6 months earlier, but instead we ended up in 1956. The dog stood up on its hind legs and said "I have a terrible time controlling it."