Title: Fashion Shoot For A Receptionist
Date: 18-Dec-2005

I went to go to the doctor and when I got to the office I checked in with the receptionist. She took my name and then asked me if it would be okay if she took some pictures of me. I said okay, so instead of heading over to the patient waiting area (where there were about 30 other people), the receptionist got her camera and started by taking a few shots of my face. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and discovered that my hair was longer and dyed jet black with a silver streak down one side. The receptionist asked me to pose, so I attempted to perform some male-model poses.

As I was doing this, the doctor came out of her office and I noticed that it was Charlize Theron. She called my name "Doug", and I quickly responded "Right here" but I guess I was too far away and she didn't hear me. So I started to jog over to the waiting area (it was further than I thought), and spoke up louder "Right here!" Again she didn't seem to hear me, so she called another name and a little girl got up and followed her into her office. I was close enough behind that I was able to follow them both in.

With the three of us in the office, I said "I was just over at reception" and, without looking at me, Charlize said "I'm not deaf. I run this office in my own way. Now what seems to be the problem?" The little girl was still in the office, so I asked "Can we do this in private?" and Carlize responded "No". I was confused, but I wasn't going to leave so I sat down. The little girl went over and stood next to the doctor, ready to listen to what I had to say.