Title: Drunken Body Parts
Date: 23 May 2004

Everyone had interchangable body parts. Feet, legs, hands, arms, and even your head could all be removed and replaced with a different part. I went to a bar with some friends, including a few people from work. But instead of drinking, you'd swap your body parts for drunken body parts. The alcohol in the part would be absorbed by your body when it was attached. I ordered an arm, and my friend Chris started with a leg. The night went on, and it got pretty crazy. There were rounds of hands being bought (sort of like shooters), and it got very confusing.The next day at work, Dan showed up with a pair of Chihuahua legs. I didn't realize you could swap with animal parts too. He said he had one too many drunken legs and then decided to swap his legs for Chihuahua legs. He said it seemed like a funny idea at the time, but no one was willing to swap back human legs for his Chihuahua legs, so he was stuck with them... at least until he could convince some other drunk person to swap with him.