Title: Sleep Multiplication
Date: 18 December 2000

I was lying on our couch in full "nap" position, staring at our cat, Bob. As I was watching, I noticed that she started to separate into multiple Bobs. When she was done separating there were 8 Bobs, all sleeping on the couch. I realized that she was doing this because it allowed her to get more sleep... each "instance" of Bob was getting sleep, so once she came back together she would have 8 times the amount of sleep! I thought about this and found out that I could separate as well, but it was difficult and I could only manage 3 instances. I was looking forward to get 3 times the amount of sleep I would normally get... I quickly found out that staying separated was very tiring, and ended more tired that when I started.