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Starting around June 2nd, the traffic on my site started to increase in a big way. According to my stats, I’m getting about 120 - 160 unique visitors every day now. And , strangely, the search keyphrase that is used most often to find my site is colonblow. And I’m very happy to discover that I’m #2 on the list when you Google for Panky Wafer.
 
I don’t have a guest book, but I am interested to find out who some of my visitors are. So, if you’re reading this entry, leave a comment and let us all know who you are and where you’re from. Feel free to plug your own website!

Right after I posted a few pictures of Creepy Christine and the Meat Baby on my Meatsicle site, I remembered that she recently started to sell Dark Cards for Unusual Occasions. When the occasion is just right, there’s no better way to say it.

goldenpalace.com decided to name the Orang-utan Tango. Strange… Tango… hmm, that reminds me of something. Oh yeah, I remember now, it reminds me of 5 years of my life (check my About page for details). He’s supposed to arrive tomorrow.
 
Marlene, keeper-of-the-orang-utan (KOTO), says “Do you think you could spare a little [sunscreen]… although he is a little furry, his sensitive skin burns very quickly.”
 
And so I say “I can’t wait to take pictures of my wife rubbing sunscreen into his furry little body. Oh baby!”

It’s official, goldenpalace.com is sending a stuffed orang-utan with me to Italy. As you can see, he’s decked out in baby underwear and a hat. He doesn’t have a name yet, but he will… I’m told they’re having an office pool for the name. I’ve also been told that he’s given up smoking, but that he enjoys a fine beverage every now and then. I think we’ll get along just fine.

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