For all of you out there who have tried a good ol’ fashioned Ham and Vodka, perhaps you’ll be interested to read this article about the search for a perfect pork maritini.

The Deep Thoughts and the Phobias are now on strict rations of one per day. Having a random Deep Thought come up every time I loaded my home page was just too much. So now I’m limiting myself to one Deep Thought and one Phobia per day. This is much safer. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

When I started up my browser this evening, I was presented with this combination of Deep Thought and Phobia:

I’m not so sure that fear is irrational if you had been exposed to the opera in the Deep Thought.